i said "heroin?" and the universe nodded

volcel-official:

tilikonisosorum:

volcel-official:

crownedpatriot:

josef-tribbiani:

cenkrett:

The quietly desperate work culture of “I hate Mondays”, “thank god it’s Friday”, “working for the weekend”, and similar nonsense is deeply disgusting, and I hate that it’s seen as normal.  We are burning away 70% of our lives waiting for the 30% where we can recuperate from work and actually live for a little while.  This is absolutely not the way life is supposed to be.  This is obscene.

How is life supposed to be?

None of ancestors ever had any weekends.

70h weeks from the time you could walk until you died

Clearly you have no idea how lit feudalism was

My guy, we had, like, 150 work days a year under feudalism. Certainly, we should consider work a joy from the Lord, but, aside from just after the Industrial Revolution, we probably work harder year round than most people in history.

feudalism: work “150” days a year and do literally nothing the rest

modern day work: work 5 days a week, with vacations and holidays, and enjoy the comforts of modern lifetime rest

Do you actually think our medieval ancestors just sat around and did nothing when they weren’t working? Also, if you only work 5 days a week with any substantial vacation or holiday time, you’re lucky.

got pulled over, might be the best thing that’s ever happened to me

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omg

the cop i stalk just started stalking me back

adamtots:
“its fine its clean
”

adamtots:

its fine its clean

meanplastic:

Oh shit i shouldnt have woke him up

people who would lead you to believe that shrooms are just as good or better than acid are either liars or cowards

teathattast:

SICKO MODE 👹

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this is basically the same guy 4 times in 4 different colors. god i love people

today’s wisdom is if youve ever called anyone a “fake friend”, you are a woman.